DRUNK BLOG!!!

So guys, im pretyy drunk!
sorry for the incorrecvt grammer and spelling.
I love youa all! and i missed my schooner buddy Jenn Hill (she got back from columbia today)\
So i just got back from lucky 13 and wow!!!
weere there some sluts therwe!!! dont worry though folks!! i didnt go home with anyone!!!
proof is the fact that im typing out this blog insteadof banging some chick.
on a brighter note, the reason i have not been keeping current with writing these blogs is because i have decided to buy a nintendo ds in honour of pokemon black version which i might add have already beaten, so if anyone out there is actually reading this i would like anew topic i would be able o talk about next time!
well sorry im too drunk to put a funny picture with this, but here is the net in myblog series!!! MY LIfe!!!!!
follow me on tiwtter ifm you want @jb4d oh yeah!!! LOVE YA ALL!!!



JOSH!!!

Will I know how to work the iPod when I'm 85?

I am currently sitting on the couch browsing YouTube videos (check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA), and my grandma asks me if my laptop talks. This got me thinking, am i gonna be as up to date on technologies of the future? Is the iRobot gonna be as easy to use as the iProducts of today? Like this iPad2 that is coming out (Or did it already come out?). Is it so much better then the first? Like I know it has a 2 behind it's name, but what else could it have that the iPad didn't originally have? Oh looks like it has 2 cameras now! So thats why it is called the iPad2!


Well, Apple also just announced that there is going to be a new Josh coming out in a couple of months, lets call him the Josh2. Among improvements will probably include faster beer drinking, no need for exercise, perfectly toned, and possibly even two camera's. But these rumours were not confirmed by Apple's CEO Steve Jobs, and any of these speculations can only be assumed. 

Possible josh2 concept art

'til next time.

I have to confess....

I lost my bloginity.... to RyanTheShort...
It was rough, and ruthless... I feel so dirty inside...
Speaking as a guy, I can only imagine this must be what it feels like to have your first period.
When I look in the mirror now, I don't see the down to earth guy that once was me, but just a dirty little inkling of what I used to be...
It's almost as if my life is over, before it started....






















***No actual human beings were harmed in any way in the above proceedings, this includes, but is not limited to filled orifices, hitting, slapping and or biting.

When will she come into my life?

This question seems to haunt me through my everyday life, its almost as if my life is on standby just waiting for the most perfect being to drop into my life. Its so ironic, for when people have break-ups or are depressed and come to me for help, I simply tell them how young we all are. This life is a gift, and we need to be patient in order to find this perfect beauty we all strive for, how I wish to it was simpler. Yet, I did summarize  it quite simply there, wait for life to happen, don't force it. 

On a lighter note, had an interesting thing happen to me today. Let's call her coffeegirl, works at a coffee shop by my place. Went in for my usual coffee, when she just drops what she's doing and grabs me my usual coffee so its ready when I get to till. Is this maybe some mysterious way of being shown the one? I guess there is only one way to find out. 

????

Beginnings

Its February 25, at 1:05 in the morning, and I get the brilliant idea to start a blog. I don't know if I will even have the necessary perseverance to continue this on a regular basis, but hell here goes nothing. 


So I propose a toast, to myself, to a new tomorrow that will usher on a new me.